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An elementary school class started a class project to make a planter to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant
in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given greenware pottery planters in the shape of a clown which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun. They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home...the cactus plants were removed and small ivy replaced them and the children were then allowed to take them home instead. The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time!!

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1. What is more fun that stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off.

2. What do you call an annorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!

3.  What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?

 A belly button between her boobs.

4. What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at the nursing home.

5.  Husband: Shall we try a new position tonight?

Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

6. What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?

They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

7. How do you make a baby drink?

Stick it in the blender.

8. What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?

Well hung.

9. What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

10. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids don't eat broccoli!

11. What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?

It's ass.